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CHEAT AND DON’T GET CAUGHT (HOW TO CHEAT)

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It is a well-known fact that women are experts at cheating. Not all women cheat but the few who do, do it so well and they hardly get caught. Now the question is: how do they do it? If you’re going to cheat, at least know how to cover your tracks and don’t end up at the losing end.

In this post, I’m going to give you tips that when you live by, will make it close to impossible for your man to find out you’re entertaining or sleeping with other men.

WOMEN WHO CHEAT FALL UNDER THREE CATEGORIES

ONE:

Those who don’t believe in putting all eggs in one basket. They have multiple boyfriends who believe in their hearts that they’re the only one. Each one is an important piece of the puzzle; they each play a specific role, so she needs them in her life.

TWO:

This one has one main boyfriend who she loves so much but for some reasons, she entertains other men. She has some believing she’s in a serious relationship with them but in actual fact, they’re just her side dudes. She falls on them when the main guy isn’t around and she doesn’t bother him much, because she cares way too much about him. All she needs is his attention, love and company. She might buy him gifts and put him on a pedestal unlike the others who go the extra mile to please her but don’t get enough of her.

Just like the first category, all the men believe they’re the ‘only one’ in her life. She makes the other guys believe she is not cheap because she’s playing hard to get. The funniest part is, some of these guys will never get to eat.

THREE

This final category is basically what this post will work best for. Officially, this girl has only one boyfriend and the world knows that. But, since the game will always be the game, men still want her and some think they can snatch her from her man. Some are willing to be the ‘other men’ because they love her too much, so she entertains them. She might keep one or any number depending on who appeals to her. She makes it known to them who her man is and there’s no way she will choose them over him.

Now, these tips will work for girls who fall under the third category. Those under the first two can still go through the tips. There might be one or two that they’ll find useful.

 THE TIPS

  1. YOU DON’T NEED TO SAVE THEIR NUMBERS

This is something that both men and women do. Keep their numbers in mind to avoid raising suspicions.

2. NEVER LEAVE A PHOTO EVIDENCE

Never take pictures with them, no matter what. If you’ll take, use your phone and delete after. You don’t want to leave photo evidence of you cheating.

3. ALWAYS DELETE YOUR CHATS

Right after having a conversation, make sure to delete your chats if you don’t want trouble.

4. PICK CALLS THAT COME THROUGH WHEN YOU ARE WITH YOUR MAN

If you don’t answer calls, you raise suspicion and no matter what the guy chooses to talk about, make sure to make it business-related or something else that you and your man can laugh about.

5. NEVER FUCK THEM AT YOUR PLACE

Always go to theirs. If you’ve ever had a man who liked driving to your house or apartment without alerting you, you’ll find this useful. You have to cheat and be able to get away with it.

6. GIVE YOUR MAN A REASON TO TRUST YOU BY DOING THIS:

Tell your man about the men hitting on you and how you put them off and laugh about it. Put such calls that come through on loudspeaker when he’s around to make him believe you don’t entertain other guys.

7. CHOOSE ONE MEDIUM TO CHAT WITH THEM ON

If it’s WhatsApp, let it be WhatsApp. Let your main man chat with you on all social media platforms if he wants.

8. ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI

It could be your bff, a family member or work-related. If you had a dick appointment with any of them and your man asked where you were, you go like, ‘oh I went for a sleepover at Cindy’s.

P. S. Cindy or your alibi will always affirm this claim.

9.  DON’T FUCK THEM RAW

Please and please again, if you’re going to cheat, make sure you’re protecting yourself and your partner. Use protection! Imagine leaving your side dude’s place and getting a call from your main asking you to come over? You’re going to let him fuck you with another guy’s cum inside you? Come on! Be smart and always carry a CD along.

10. DON’T CHEAT WITH MEN WHO WILL GIVE YOU A TOUGH TIME

Don’t cheat with an insecure guy and don’t cheat with possessive guys. You need the space to be with your man when he needs you. Your man always comes first!


FINAL TIP

Don’t chat with them on WhatsApp. With the advent of WhatsApp web, men have gotten into the habit of scanning QR codes and getting access to their girlfriend’s messages on their own devices without their knowledge.

So, if you’re trying to cheat, use Twitter, iMessage, Facebook or Telegram. Don’t use WhatsApp!

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MENTAL HEALTH ADVOCATE, WRITER, SEX AND RELATIONSHIP EXPERT

Ami Shikah is a sex educator and mental health advocate. She is passionate about sex education and is working towards making her website/blog a place where people come to for knowledge and information that will help them make healthy decisions about sex and sexuality. Mental health isn't treated with much importance in her part of the world (Ghana, Africa) and as someone who has had to deal with depression and suicidal thoughts, she hopes to share her experiences with the world and help other people like her. She has in-depth knowledge about sex, sexual health, sexuality, vaginal health, pregnancy and abortion and is working to share it all with the world. She has also made it possible for people to ask questions and get answers to them anytime.

2 Comments

  1. Is advocating cheating in your relationship s a good idea?

    Wouldn't it be better to help people find ways of staying committed.

    Just curious as to how you see these things.

    • I wrote this post for fun.. and i realized I could actually get people some tips from other good cheats lmao.. I won't want to be cheated on tho

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