DETTY DECEMBER MOTTO: No Matter What Happens, I Deserve At Least One Orgasm A Day
I know so many of you couldn’t survive ‘No Nut November’ and that’s fine. I can say I survived and I can also say I didn’t because I didn’t go for dick but I masturbated a couple of times daily. Does that count?
Wherever you find yourself, December isn’t the month to joke around with regards to your sexuality. We are going to give ourselves the best sexual experiences this month and we are going to watch our skins glow and our moods improve because we chose sexual satisfaction.
Before I go on, here are some questions you need to answer:
- WHAT IS YOUR SEXUALITY??
Are you straight?? Great!!
Are you queer?? Great!!
If you aren’t so sure and you are questioning, this is the time for you to explore and decide who you really are. Trust me! If you’re questioning your sexuality and you don’t let loose and give all genders a try, you might never know which one really works for you.
- HAVE YOU BOOKED YOUR DECEMBER DICK OR PUSSY?
Have I? Sort of.
Depending on how you’re trying to explore your sexuality this month, this is still important. Whether you want to do night stands, meet new people or wait for the abrokyire people to come down to Ghana or whichever country you find yourself in, you need to have someone you can call on anytime, any day for sex.
This is someone who can be your sloppy seconds. You can call him them to come finish up for you if you had a night stand/session that doesn’t work out the way you wanted. This is someone you can call on if the dick/pussy you are trying to get isn’t available and you still need to nut.
If you haven’t booked that already, get it now. Talk to somebody! Approach somebody! Let them know what you are after and trust me, this will be so easy for women. It’s so easy for me to text a guy or let a guy know I want to start seeing him for sex with no strings attached. It’s so easy for men to jump on that boat if you make your intentions clear, so book yours now!
The goal here is to give your body at least one orgasm daily this December. You can do whatever you want any day this month but make sure to do these things stated for each day for a complete and successful DETTY/DIRTY DECEMBER
1ST DECEMBER: ORGASM FOR BREAKFAST
First thing you do when you wake up this morning is to rub one out. Touch yourself, stroke your dick or use your sex toys. The first orgasm you get this month should be from you because you can give yourself an orgasm. If you don’t masturbate, you need to start now. For women who don’t know how to, listen to Episode 5 of my podcast – Sex and Sanity – Making Myself Cum. I described how to go about it the first time. It should work for you.
2ND DECEMBER: DRY HUMPING DAY
I love doing this in a car! I don’t care what you have against dry humping, this is a must-do for today. You can do whatever you want after but make sure you have this on your plate. You need to be fully clothed and you need to either be seated or lying down and press your body against their body. Keep rubbing your genitals together till you both nut. It is one way to orgasm that people don’t explore often.
3RD DECEMBER: SEXTING DAY
Sext your partner or whoever you’re trying to see. Tell them what you can’t wait to do to their bodies when you see them. You can exchange nudes on snap with no face showing or you can send really sexy pictures to tease them. Let him want you badly, let her want you and when you finally meet up, you can get rip your clothes apart and fuck not less than 3 times. Don’t forget this: 3 is standard!
4TH DECEMBER: AFTERNOON SEX
Leave work for an afternoon quickie today! If you have someone you flirt with in your office, y’all can make use of your office or a washroom and get your quickie. If you are a student, you have exams, you can still make time for some quickie today. Make sure you get your afternoon quickie before 4pm!
5th DECEMBER- MUTUAL MASTURBATION
If you can’t be together, do it via video call. The goal is to sit facing each other and masturbate. You can do it while watching porn and you can talk dirty to each other while doing it. Masturbate till you cum!
6TH DECEMBER: OUTDOOR FINGERING
It is Friday! This is what you are going to do: Go out with your partner or approach someone new, sit somewhere good enough (it could be a club, a bar, the cinema or a party), hold their hand and whisper in their ear, ‘I want to finger you here’ OR ‘Please finger me here.’ It’s so hot but make sure you don’t moan too loud and when the finger comes out of the vagina, it should go straight into your mouth or theirs. Have a good time after!
7TH DECEMBER: WAKE THEM UP WITH HEAD
You went out last night, did the outdoor fingering and wound up in bed together. You need to wake up early this morning before your partner and while he or she is sleeping, eat her out or suck his dick with ice cubes in your mouth. The cold sensations feel really good on the genitals, so it is a must have. You are aiming to please your partner early in the morning.
8TH DECEMBER: HOTEL SEX
You aren’t fun if you don’t know about hotel sex. You need to step out of your homes, book a room in a hotel, get alcohol, or whatever you might need and dirty the place. Get drunk, break things, be as loud as you want and have fun!
9TH DECEMBER: ASS EATING DAY
Do you eat ass? If you’re reading this, it means you’re interested in being a part of my Detty December movement, so you have to start eating ass on this day. If you are worried about it being nasty or tasting shit, take a shower with your partner and while in the shower, clean each other’s body up. Before I proceed, note that this is a ‘Give and Take’ situation. They need to eat yours too!! If not, you shouldn’t be fucking them in the first place.
After making sure that area is clean, go gown on your knees, spread the butt cheeks apart and devour your meal. Use your tongue and you will enjoy pleasing your partner this way.
10TH DECEMBER: 69 DAY
No one is having sexual intercourse today according to this calendar. You are going to give head in the 69 position. Start with one partner on top, switch positions and do it sideways too. You are going to use your tongues and fingers on this day.
P. S. Just make sure you have a good head-game and get head while being given head at the same time
11TH DECEMBER: SEXY FULL BODY MASSAGE
Get a massage oil (coconut oil preferably because it is ideal for the vagina) and with sensual music playing, massage your partner’s body from head to toe. Make sure you play with their sensitive parts and when you get to the genitals, massage it, finger the vagina or butt-hole, rub the clit with the oil, play with the tip, stroke the dick and give your partner the most relaxing and erotic experience.
NB: Watch videos to learn how to go about it if you are wondering how to ace it.
12TH DECEMBER: FIGHT, MAKE UP AND FUCK
Have you ever had makeup sex? You need to have a heated argument with your partner that leaves you both really pissed. You can make something up or fight over a very petty thing and pretend like you are so infuriated and refuse to talk to them for the whole day till evening. If they don’t ask to meet up, just call for a meet up and get your make up sex.
You will love it! You can tell me about it later.
13TH DECEMBER: OUTDOOR SEX
I’m not going to tell you where to do this. Find a place outside a room or your car and have sex. You need to be smart enough to keep people from noticing what you are doing. You can do it in an open place, like a library or somewhere anyone could see you and give you trouble. The thrill that comes with it is what makes this an exciting experience. You try to be quick and you have a good laugh when you’re finally done and you realize how crazy an experience it was.
14TH DECEMBER: RUN A SEX MARATHON
You are fucking all day today till you both pass out. Get tiger nut if you can, get watermelon, lots of water, milk, malt, milo or anything that you might need to keep you active and ready for more rounds.
15TH DECEMBER: SEX IN A POOL
This should be fun! The last time I did it, I had a swell time and we are all doing it on this day. Find a swimming pool, carry your partner or get carried. The dick can easily be shoved into the vagina without anyone finding out. Just play smart and have a good time!
16TH DECEMBER: ANAL SEX DAY
I love anal sex! Get your lube, visit the loo before the session, drink lots of water that day and have anal sex. Make sure the dick penetrates slowly and it should be cleaned before going back into the vagina. If not, use a condom and change condoms before inserting the penis back into the vagina. Anal sex is pleasurable when there is so much lube and the receiver is open to having a dick in their butt.
17TH DECEMBER: HAVE A THREESOME
It could be MMF (two men and one woman), FFM (two women and one man), MMM (three men) or FFF (three women). I don’t care how you choose to go about doing this, just make sure you are three people involved in a sexual session on this day and make the most of the moment.
18TH DECEMBER: TITFUCKING OR HOT-DOGGING DAY
The busty women should have their breasts fucked and those whose breasts aren’t big enough for titfucking can have their butt-cheeks penetrated. In this case, instead of fucking the butt-hole or vagina, you are pressing your butt cheeks together and your partner will proceed to penetrating the line dividing your two butt cheeks. You need to do one or both before the day ends.
19TH DECEMBER: SEX TOY DAY
You need to go sex toy shopping if you don’t have any already. I would suggest getting a vibrator, anal beads or butt plugs if you are a new user. Your partner should use the toy on you till you cum or vice versa. The anal beads can be in the butt-hole or the butt can be fingered while a vibrator is being used on the clit and at the same time, there can be a vibrator in the vagina or the vagina can be fingered. You can do a whole lot with the sex toys, so don’t idle around.
20TH DECEMBER: 20 NEW SEX POSITIONS
From my sex positions post (Read it HERE), you will find so many sex positions. You need to select 20 from the posts and try them out with your partner on 20th December. It should be a fun-filled moment!
21ST DECEMBER: HEAD WHILE DRIVING/EN ROUTE
If you drive, your partner should give you head while you are driving. If it’s the other way round, you need to give head while they are driving. If not, while in an uber, suck your partner’s dick or eat her out. Don’t be boring, you need to do this!
22ND DECEMBER: SEX AT THE BEACH
Go to the beach and have sex! You can do it in water, on the shore or anywhere close. Just make sure you do it at the beach.
23RD DECEMBER: ROLE PLAYING
You want ideas for this one? Watch some porn and act it out. Play the role of the people you see in the movie and have some hot sex. You will love it!
24th DECEMBER: WATCH TWO PEOPLE FUCK & MASTURBATE
Voyeurism is fun if there is consent. Volunteer to watch your friends fuck and while they are at it, you will definitely get turned on and you should masturbate while watching them. It will be fun!
25TH DECEMBER: LOVE MAKING DAY
It’s Christmas Day and you need to make love! This day is all about passionate sex. You need eye-contact, you need to get each other thoughtful gifts, you need compliments, sweet words whispered in each other’s ears, scented candles, rose petals and any other thing that can make this moment a complete love-making moment. You need to let go and act like you are with THE ONE to get the most out of this session. You can go on a romantic date and proceed to getting the sex after. Get to know each other better, have a good conversation, kiss for long and worship every part of each other’s body. It has to be so intense and you will love it. Merry Christmas!
26TH DECEMBER – SEX IN ANOTHER REGION/STATE
You are going on a road trip today. You can go by flight too! While on the way, you can do whatever you want but make sure you get to another region or city and have sex.
27TH DECEMBER – FUCK AND LET SOMEONE WATCH
Invite one of your friends to watch you fuck your partner. Knowing someone is watching you will add a different flair to your session because you might try to show them you are so good in bed. It’s an experience worth having.
28TH DECEMBER – BDSM DAY!
You get to play the Dominatrix today! Tie them up to the bed and have a great time pleasing them. You need something to tie their hands and foot to the bed. You can get bed restraints or handcuffs and you can get blindfolds or use a handkerchief or scarf to keep their eyes shut.
29TH DECEMBER – TAKE VIAGRA & FUCK
You and your partner need to take Viagra and let it work on you to want sex that badly. You will definitely have a lot to say about the experience.
30TH DECEMBER – MEN! KISS A MAN. GIRLS! KISS A GIRL
Kiss a someone of a different gender than what you are used to. You get to explore another gender’s lips today for experience sake. Make sure you do it!
31ST DECEMBER – ORGY
Sausage Party taught me that the perfect ending to a dirty story is an orgy. Invite your friends and the people they are fucking over. Let them know you what you have planned beforehand and y’all can have an end of year party. There should be a lot to drink, games, music and it should get dirty enough for each ‘couple’ present to get naked and do their thing in the same room. Y’all are going to have sex in that big room.
HAVE THE BEST DETTY DECEMBER THIS YEAR!