Y’all know how much I love sex toys!!🤭 I feel like they are great sexual inventions and there is one for everybody. You should get one if you don’t have any, regardless of your gender or physical limitations. If you decide to get me any sex toys, I’m not saying no, okay?
So before I stopped updating my blog with articles, I used to write sex toy reviews occasionally and y’all!! I read one wild review about a sex toy – OG Pro 2 Clitoral Sucking Virbator – and now I want to get the toy because I’ll love to squirt too and meet God🤭.
Look, I read the review and I screamed “EI” and so much laughter ensued.
I wanna try it out too😊. Like so badly. My girl in my pants is tingling out of excitement!
Since I got on Rihanna’s earth, I’ve used over 20 vibrators and never have I felt the need to use a whole day to prepare toward trying out a new vibrator, but this lady who wrote this very wild sex toy review that I’m itching so much to tell y’all about said this in her own words:
“I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens”
She’s a mother by the way. A very modern one at that.
She chose to use the time that her children were away from home (because they were in school) as time for her alone time with the toy (I like that!). You know masturbation is self-care, right?🤔
The lover girl in me sometimes imagines being a stay-at-home mom who loves to be sexy and dress sexy for herself and her husband. I imagine masturbating during day and turning my man on with NSFW videos/audios/photos while he’s working. We could sext all day and he can come and devour me after work🤭.
Back to reality, Ami!
Before you use any new vibrator, you’re to charge it for a number of hours and she stated that it said 2.5 hours on her instructions manual, but guess what? She couldn’t wait till it was even 2 hours. Honestly, I feel her. Once she saw that the light was on, she decided it was time to feed her girl.
Wait! Hold on🤭. I have a confession. You see how she read the instructions and heeded to charging it before using it? I’ve had instances where I didn’t even charge the toy. I didn’t have the time. Once I turn it on and it vibrates, I go ahead to use it. This is about instances where I’m really itching to try the toy out🤣. Blame my it on my coochie please.
This is what the OG Pro 2 looks like:
You can see that it has two arms – (1) and (3). One arm has a hole (2) that is placed over the clitoris and it’s supposed to suck the clitoris like your partner would with their mouth. Not literally but kind of.
You’d have to use a suction toy to understand what I mean, you know?😉 I mean, it’s 2024, have you heard of the rose toy? Yes, that’s a suction toy. And just like women, men, people, and other suction toys, the rose has a hole too!!
I legit stopped typing to laugh out loud. Let’s get serious please.
The suction part uses air to create some of pressure when you turn it on. It creates a sucking-like sensation that is more focused and rhythmic, than actual oral suction (sucking with the human lips). The nozzle is placed over the clitoris and the air does its thing on the tip of the clitoris. A lot of people love how it is contactless because the clitoris can be very sensitive.
We all know that it’s more sensitive than the head of the penis even (8000+ nerve endings). Right??🧐
The other arm (3) doesn’t have the suction function. It is a full vibrator that is angled a bit and has ridges over it. That arm is inserted inside the vagina to stimulate the G-spot while the other arm is sucking the clitoris. I’m imagining it being on on my own body. Oh My God🤭.
So, this woman who wrote the review said this (her own words):
“I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement. At least i think that’s what happened, Because I’m pretty sure i blacked out. My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared. I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted. I have NEVER DONE THAT.”
She said she came the fastest and she squirted for the first time in her life.
Listen!! I really need that toy because no toy has ever made me squirt. That’s on my pretty vulva!
She said she tried to turn it on but ended up increasing the suction intensity of one arm and changing the vibrations of the other and guess what this marvelous toy did again?
She came again and this time, she saw the creator of the universe. I too wanna see him too cos I’ve got a lot I need to talk to him about
Her own words:
“This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light. (Mind you, I’m agnostic.)
I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me, throwing it across my bed. It falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away.
I shook for a good 5 minutes. I couldn’t get up off the bed, if I even wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who I am and what year is this.
I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure-like orgasms, I hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling 4 hours later
I did not stretch enough.”
I’m being for real. I need the toy in my life. I deserve it, please.
It’s quite unfortunate that she hurt herself during her session with the toy and I wouldn’t wish that on me or anybody else who wants to try out the toy. So please, if you’re going to use it because you read this article, I need you to do your stretches and find a very comfortable position. I think you should lie in the middle of a big bed, so you don’t fall over during your very intense, groundbreaking rgasm.
Also, prepare to wet the whole place because you might squirt. If you’d want to put some things away, make sure you do that.
I don’t think you’d want to wet your laptop, books, important documents, etc. with your squirt juice. I mean, I wouldn’t want that for you.
So, what’s going on in your head right now?
Are you curious about this toy – OG Pro 2 Clitoral Sucking Vibrator – too?
It looks like it has a lot more features that weren’t talked about by the lady, so if I finally try it out, I’ll make sure to write a review and tell you all about my experience.
I’m really trying to squirt too!!
God forbid I hurt back and hips like the lady though🤭.
Here are other reviews of the same toy, OG Pro 2 from other users:
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